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The Sheliand

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‘The Sheliand’ is a poem that re-imagines the Gospel stories in a thoroughly secular and overtly subversive way.

Its hero(ine) is Xe, whose journey through a male-to-female transition is traced in this poem.

Along the way, Xe acquires followers and tabs of oestrogen pills, while sharing worldly wisdom about how to live. Finally, prepped for gender-reassignment surgery, Xe attracts the attention of both the paparazzi and the courts.

But will there be a happy ending for Xe?

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To order from outside the UK, please email ditheringchaps@gmail.com. Thank you.

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‘The Sheliand’ is a poem that re-imagines the Gospel stories in a thoroughly secular and overtly subversive way.

Its hero(ine) is Xe, whose journey through a male-to-female transition is traced in this poem.

Along the way, Xe acquires followers and tabs of oestrogen pills, while sharing worldly wisdom about how to live. Finally, prepped for gender-reassignment surgery, Xe attracts the attention of both the paparazzi and the courts.

But will there be a happy ending for Xe?

Order your copy now for UK delivery.

To order from outside the UK, please email ditheringchaps@gmail.com. Thank you.

Plus postage and packing

‘The Sheliand’ is a poem that re-imagines the Gospel stories in a thoroughly secular and overtly subversive way.

Its hero(ine) is Xe, whose journey through a male-to-female transition is traced in this poem.

Along the way, Xe acquires followers and tabs of oestrogen pills, while sharing worldly wisdom about how to live. Finally, prepped for gender-reassignment surgery, Xe attracts the attention of both the paparazzi and the courts.

But will there be a happy ending for Xe?

Order your copy now for UK delivery.

To order from outside the UK, please email ditheringchaps@gmail.com. Thank you.

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